Jesus Riding a Dinosaur

the-science-llama: If Earth Had Rings First off, they would be...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:30:08 -0400

Guatamala

Washington, DC

Quito, Ecuador

Polynesia The Earth's Shadow appears on the Rings at night

Arctic Circle The Rings are barely visible

the-science-llama:

If Earth Had Rings

First off, they would be really pretty to look at. They would also dominate the sky in both night and day at exactly the same place as they would never rise nor set. And at night you would see the Earth’s shadow swing across the rings, like in the 4th photo here.

However, life would be very different on Earth if this were the case. Nocturnal animals would have a hard time being nocturnal, as the light reflecting from the rings would illuminate the night.

Because we are closer to the Sun than Saturn is, the rings would be more rocky than ice, making them less bright but still pretty bright. In fact, you would see far less stars at night (living anywhere other than the equator or the arctic circle) because of the light pollution and not to mention ruin most meteor showers because of that.

During the day the rings would block sunlight in certain regions of the planet creating wild weather cycles and effecting plant life as well. So basically, they would be definitely pretty to look at but they would also make a whole lot of things screwy.

Illustrations by Ron Miller // io9
— Click the photos for captions

bl00d-sugar: I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:22:16 -0400

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

In Case Of Discouragement… 1) Find narrow hallway. 2) Place...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:16:50 -0400

In Case Of Discouragement…
1) Find narrow hallway.
2) Place portals on opposite walls.
3) Hold hands with self through portals.
4) Look to your left and right, noticing how many people you appear to be holding hands with. Take comfort in the false sense of support.
5) Continue testing.

Aperture Laboratories

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:12:32 -0400

generalknoxx: triskaidecagon: seeing your reflection when watching tv :/ the fact you cannot see...

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:01:20 -0400

generalknoxx:

triskaidecagon:

seeing your reflection when watching tv :/

the fact you cannot see the camera is stressing me out like how the fuck did you take that

takadasaiko: She went to the Con as 221 B Baker St.

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:42:00 -0400

takadasaiko:

She went to the Con as 221 B Baker St.

benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:40:59 -0400

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

mighty-thor-of-assgard:

danniauttumns:

ser-merlin-of-valyria:

tumblr has fallen

david karp is dead

yahoo is coming

your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.

it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:

“the ministry has fallen

scrimgeour is dead

they are coming.”

When you don't know how to pronounce a character's name in a book so you just substitute in your own jibberish word in your head

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:08:28 -0400

laugh-addict:

theblackship: rrrrosa: blindbandit5: Well not with that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:02:30 -0400

theblackship:

rrrrosa:

blindbandit5:

Well not with that attitude.

or that outfit.

myhead-itskillingme: milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:28:12 -0400

myhead-itskillingme:

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

yahoo is going to regret this decision here comes the smut

The new Hangover Part III poster is awfully familiar.

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:07:39 -0400

The new Hangover Part III poster is awfully familiar.

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:58:59 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY